Burritos

Gabe
. . . and I went over and had burritos at the Mahoneys’.

Josh
Oh . . .

Gabe
Have you ever been over to their place? They have a huge mortgage.

Josh
So what did you eat?

Gabe
What?

Josh
What did you eat over there?

Gabe
I said we had burritos.

Josh
Oh, okay.

Gabe
Anyway, their mortgage was like . . .

Josh
So, just a big pot of burritos for dinner?

Gabe
Well, no. Burritos.

Josh
Oh. Oh! I had heard that they, nevermind. Obviously not a pot.

Gabe
Yeah. Right. Anyway, it’s this enormous, thirty-year . . .

Josh
When they serve burritos is it like, they do them really finely chopped, like minced burritos?

Gabe
What do you mean? Like is the meat in the burrito is minced?

Josh
Yeaaahhh, right. The meat, like that’s inside, the burrito.

Gabe
No, it was just regular burrito meat.

Josh
Oh . . . yeah.

Gabe
Like ground beef.

Josh
Oh! Oh. Yeah. Sure. Just like ground beef in the burrito. Normal burrito meat.

Gabe
Why are you so interested in the burritos?

Josh
I’m not, there’s just, um curious about the Mahoneys and the way they do burritos.

Gabe
Like normal burritos with rice, and beans, and lettuce and cheese and whatever. Are you writing this down?

Josh
No. I’m writing down something else. Did they do anything else strange with their burritos?

Gabe
Um . . . I guess the way they wrapped them was a little funny.

Josh
Oh, so they wrap their burritos. Right. I feel like I’ve never really heard of a wrapped burrito either, so that is strange.

Gabe
I mean, all burritos are wrapped.

Josh
Well . . .

Gabe
Do you not know what a burrito is?

Josh
I have no . . . what is a burrito?


Bigs ups to my brother, Gabe, without whom like none of this would have been possible.

Burritos

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